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You know, people take this whole election thing too seriously sometimes. We see all these self descriptive posters that list every name of every old lady that candidates have ever help cross the street. Who frickin’ cares!?!?? No doubt that most the people running are going to be good people; i mean, really-- the homeys are too dumb to write intelligibly and fill out forms anyway. (much less make a poster!) Besides, they’re all out smoking somewhere with the security guards. Anyway, the whole point of this rambling is that we’re not going to list out a dry, mundane list of qualifications. Tough. Yeah, we do tons of stuff and that’s the reason we never sleep. If you really want to ask us what our stance is on an issue, then mail us—our email address is at the bottom. The joke is on you though, because Leadership has no power. None at all, my friend. They might choose the color of napkins at school dances but outside of that they walk around the school aimlessly chatting and deciding on trivial issues. Of course they’re not going to get stalls on the bathroom doors. And you really think they had anything to do with the Coke machines? Hah. The school needs money. Leadership gets to empty the sticky recycling bins. (chuckle). So why do we want to do Leadership? Who knows, really. Same reason as other people I suppose. Except I think we got a little more dedication that a lot of the people that want to get in just to talk all day. *sigh* Student Government... gotta love it.



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