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So protect your family. This campaign contains explicit depictions of things which are funny. These funny things are commonly known as humor. So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds prejudice, stop reading it. And if it offends you, vote for us anyway...

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Poking fun at the competition is just that --- fun. We have nothing against them. We didn't write the articles on this site, other people did. The only people that haven't loved this site are the competition. Oh well, they weren't going to vote for us anyway. We changed the names of the competition so murderers and pyschos won't get them (even though I hate perpetuating the myth that the Internet is such an awful place...) Seriously, if you are offended just leave. If you have some legitimate concern, tell us.



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