Yo-ho, Yo-ho... a pirate's life for me!
Disneyland kicked ass. That's about all you can say. Mike, Nick, and I made it our goal to get pictures with all the female Disneyland characters walking around the park. Mike and Nick got eight, I only got seven. I missed Cinderalla. Oh well, I'll get her next time. The other thing that we occupied our time with was acting like pirates on every ride and in all the lines. It passed the time nicely and spiced up any attraction. Anyway, this place is awesome. Disneyland easily surpasses any other theme park, except perhaps Disney World, but you know what I mean. The whole thing is an experience. If you've never gone, I do recommend you go, and go at least two or three days. You'll never get enough or be able to do everything. The whole place is awesome.

	Mike's Excited Mike loves Disneyland. He couldn't wait to get there the whole time.
	Ariel Garrett and Hofer with Ariel.
	Ariel, again Ferrell and I with Ariel.
	Belle and Mike Mike with Belle. Mike's actually on her lap but you can't see it cause Nick's bad with a camera.
	Aladdin This was funny… he said to Mike and Nick, "You want a picture of me? I thought you only wanted Jasmine!"
	Cinderella Nick and Mike with Cinderalla. This is the only Disney chick that I didn't get my picture with. Grrr….
	Sleeping Beauty Nick and Mike with Sleeping Beauty.
	Belle and Nick Nick, Belle, and Rupert, the story teller. His real name is Jeff, cause we saw him somewhere else. Jeff's cool.
	Indiana Jones Getting ready for the Indiana Jones ride. Line isn't too bad at the beginning and end of the day.
	Argh, mateys! We be the pirates of Jungle Cruise… don't ye be messin' with us!
	Mike & Sword Mike and his sword.
	Huh? What? Hofer and Garrett turn around to get a picture taken.
	Thunder Mountain Garrett and Nick make stupid faces before Thunder Mountain takes off.
	Dumb Goat This is that dumb goat that's eating the dynamite. I've always wanted a picture of him.
	The Castle All of us in front of the castle. Some random person took this picture so it's not all that great.
	Strawberry Churro Nick's $2.00 strawberry churro. We all got one… they're good. We saw green ones there too.
	Splash Mountain Splash mountain isn't really that wet unless you start a water fight in the middle of it. We took off our shirts for the picture on the way down but their machine broke, damnit.
	Mike's Fortune Mike paid 50 cents or so to get his fortune told.
	Mighty Hofer Hofer poses in front of Tritan or whoever that is in the background.
	Nick gets soaked Nick puts his head in front of one of those water shooter things they always have around.
	Matterhorn, baby! All of us before the Matterhorn ride takes off. Mike looks ready.
	Garrett Laughing This is Garrett right after he just spontaneously blurted out, "I wanna do Belle!" It was hilarious.
	Mike at Storytime Mike really got into storytime with Belle and Rupert. It was funny seeing Mike amongst a whole bunch of little children.
	More Storytime Closeup of Mike getting into the storytime action.
	Ducks Pretty scenery shot of some ducks by the bridge.
	Ferrell Smirks As usual, Mark's eyes are closed. I think he only got them open once or twice in all the pictures.
	Drinking Coke Garrett and I walking along as I drink a Coke.
	Tomorrow Land They redid Tomorrow Land and it's got this cool new fountain thing in it that squirts water and gets you soaked.
	Car Posing #1 Posing on a racing car.
	Car Posing #2 Driving the racing car.
	Car Posing #3 Ferrell, modeling on the racing car.
	Boat in Toon Town Up on a boat in Toon Town.
	Garrett the Sailor Garrett sticking his head out a porthole.
	In the Boat Up in the boat leaning on the rail.
	Me and Pluto Here's me with Pluto.
	Hofer and Pluto Pluto starts to tickle Hofer. We figured it had to be a chick in that costume. I mean, hell, it's Hofer!
	Garrett and Pluto Another picture of Pluto, this time with Garrett.
	Toony Jail Garrett, Ferrell, and I bust out of a Toon Town jail.
	Hofer lifts weights Hofer grunts as he attempts to lift this really heavy barbell which has fallen from the sky, along with the rest of the crap laying on the Toon Town streets.
	Jasmine Show It's really the Aladdin & Jasmine show, but we only really came to get pictures with Jasmine. The show was actually really good.
	Jasmine Mike and Nick with Jasmine.
	More Jasmine The rest of us with Jasmine.
	Snow White Nick, Mike, and me with Snow White.
	Rupert Rupert was awesome! Mike and Nick wanted a picture with him…
	Minnie Mouse In our quest to get all pictures with all the Disney chicks, we had to get Minnie Mouse too, even though she wasn't too hot.
	Lines Suck Mike and Nick express their love of lines once again during this Space Mountain line.
	Ariel, argh! Mike and Nick go get their picture with Ariel while wearing their Pirate gear.
	Alice Here's me with Alice from Alice in Wonderland. She was damn short. Probably in junior high or something.
	Alice, again Mike and Nick with Alice.
	Damn Sword Mike and Nick pulled on the Sword in the Stone really hard but they couldn't get it out, even double teaming it.
	Tom Sawyer Island A somewhat scenic shot of Tom Sawyer Island.
	Mike by some caves Mike goes, "You've never been here? It's cool! There's like… caves and shit." Had to be there… it was funny.
	In the caves Mike and Nick in the caves. I ran ahead and hid in a dark spot and killed their eyes with my flash.
	Resting Mike and I rest on a bench on the island.
	Scenic Nick Shot If there is such a thing, this is a scenic shot with Nick in it.
	Tom Sawyer Fort We went up in this tower and shot people in line. The guns even made noise when you fired them.
	Belle and I Here's me with Belle. First she put her arm around me, so I put my arm around her, then she moved hers. Whatever Belle, you know you want me. <grin>
	Sleeping Beauty and I Here's me with Sleeping Beauty. I was in line first but she let all these little kids go in front of me. I almost thought I wouldn't get my picture. It was close. <grin>
	Argh! Another pirate shot. It never got old…
	Fighting in line When we got bored we'd have sword fights in the middle of ride lines. People always stared at us.
	Jungle Cruise Jungle Cruise can be the best attraction if you get a good guide. This guy was the worst. We were pissed.
	Tiki Room In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room…. yeah. Birds sing. You get to rest. It's kinda nice.
	Haunted Mansion We had a little sword fight in the Haunted Mansion whenever the cars would turn and briefly face each other.
	Small World!! When we got bored we decided to go on the Small World ride. It turned out to be the best ride of the day… we went on it twice, in a row! The guy running the ride said we were sick.
	Small World Women Hofe and Mark lunge at some Small World women. Shortly after taking this picture we figured out how to stop the boat and go backwards and then ram the boat in front of us.
	Mike Stands Mike stands up and acts like a pirate during the Small World ride.
	Fetal Position Nick rolls up into the fetal position as a result of shock after hearing the damn Small World song. However, we later memorized it and sang it on every ride in the park.
	Scared I'm in shock too. This ride has got to be the most repetitive thing every made.
	Aloha We were excited when we saw this sign that said "Aloha" during the ride. Nick stood up so I could get a picture of him by it. Aloha is also the name of our school, or, uhh… former school that is.
	Sleeping Both times we came out of the ride we did something weird. The first time we all acted like we were sleeping in the boat. The second time we acted like machines and sang the Small World song.
	Nick jumps out! Nick gets out of the boat and poses beside some Small World people.
	Ferrell's Women Ferrell sees some women and points at them.
	Mike's Hippo Mike likes this hippo or something, who knows.
	Disneyland Sign Our final picture of Disneyland, the big sign in front of the place.
	Tired At the end of the day we were dead tired. I think we actually went to bed at a semi-decent time this night.