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Not Quite Disneyland
Knott's Berry Farm is kinda like a Disneyland-wannabe. It's definetly not as cool as Disneyland but it does have a few fine points. Montezuma's Revenge is a cool ride, when there isn't much of a line. Some of the shows are really cool. When the place is empty it's really cool. However, when it was packed, as it was when we went because forty or so schoolbuses were there, it kinda sucked. We still had fun, don't get us wrong, it was just annoying waiting it line a lot of the time. I suppose it was a good warm-up for the rest of the parks.

Water Tower
Nick stands under the water tower at the entrance to Knott's.
Reenactment
We have a picture just like this from when we all went to California two years ago. We thought it'd be cool to do it again and get another picture.
Running
Running to go get on some rides. Actually, this picture was a setup, but we did run to get on rides too.
Another Reenactment
Mike and I have a picture like this from a few years ago also so we did this one again too.
Mike in Line
Mike and I are waiting to get on the log ride. Damn lines.
Strapped In
Mike strapped in some ride.
Boomerang
Here we are, in the middle of a loop, on Boomerang.
More Boomerang
A picture of the coaster.
Ferrell Eats
Ferrell eating his lunch.
Nick Pigs Out
Nick eating his $14.00 lunch of crap
Virtual Skiing
This game kicked ass… you skied down slopes on these virtual ski things. Rock on. Too bad it cost a buck.
Mike's Woman
Mike getting it on with some really ugly statue chick.
Garrett the Indian
Garrett posing by an Indian statue dude.
Chicken Choking
Mike and Nick choke their chickens. Ewww… gross!
Riding the Ostrich
Hofe and Garrett ride some ostriches.
Riding the Hogs
Ferrell and I rode some buckin' hogs. Woo-wee!
Pissin' in the fountain
Here we pose for a picture where we're all pissin' in a fountain. A guy walked by as we took this and went, "heheh…. that's classic!"
Rapid Ride Thing
Here was some ride where you went down in big fat yellow circle things and got wet and stuff.
Waiting in Line
Waiting in line for the rapid ride.
Still Waiting
Still waiting in line for the rapid ride. (are we having fun yet?)
Lines Suck
Mike expresses his love for lines with an oh-so-telling gesture.
Ol' West Mikey
Mike with some Old West bad boys.
Drawing Ferrell
Some artist lady wanted to draw Ferrell for free. Maybe she got bored that nobody was actually paying her so she just wanted to draw something.
Nick the Queer
Nick poses like a chick on some statue dude.
Funnel Cakes
They sold these funnel cake things everywhere. Garrett and I split one.
Totem Pole
We saw this totem pole so we decided to make our own beside it. Beauty pic, eh?
Driving Boats
Garrett, Hofer, and Mike pay money to drive little boats around and ram each other. Heh. Cool.
Wasting Money
Mike wastes a buck trying to do that swirling metal spiral thing where you have to twist the loop around the spinning spiral.
Mmmm….
I waste some more money on a big lump of hard sugar. It was good, till it started crumbling all over.
Ferrell Rides
Ferrell getting on a roller coaster.
Garrett's Beanie
Garrett and I were trying on hats in the store. Garrett liked this one.
My Pirate Cap
Still trying on hats… fun stuff.
Sepia Shot
This is one of those things where you pay for them to dress you all up take a picture of you and sell it to you. This costed them $27 so make sure you look at it for awhile.
Teepee Dudes
All of us acting like Indians of something in some teepee.
Water Tower, again
More people under the water tower as we're leaving.
Jail
Picture of the guys by some jail scenery prop thing.
Chasing Chickens
At least Nick's not choking his chickens.
Nick the Retard
Nick makes yet another retarded face. Heheh….
Beating on Nick
Time to beat on Nick for looking retarded in the previous picture!
 
   
Brad Fitzpatrick