Vandalize! If you can't go to Stanford the least you can do is destroy it! Go ahead--- shoot the place up and make a fine mess of it. I made this Java applet a long time ago and I figure I better put it to some use... You can't do Java, sorry (obviously this is a joke and nobody intends to harm this fine university) BACK Site design by Brad Fitzpatrick and Garrett Palm, who want to remind you that they aren't bitter. Honest. THIS SITE IS A JOKE AND NOT AT ALL RELATED TO STANFORD UNIVERSITY