Did you apply to Stanford and get rejected? You're not alone! Welcome to Stanford Rejects where you can meet up with your fellow Stanford-reject buddies and ease that pain of rejection! Features Do you want to try applying to Stanford again? Perhaps you haven't applied already but have since changed your mind? Did you find the original application and all those essays a little too time-consuming? Have you missed the deadlines? Try the all-new feature-packed super-duper Simplified Stanford Application!! Make public your rejection! Don't hold it in, that only hurts more! Come and fill out the Loser Form and share your Loser Profile with all. You'll feel better, really you will. Come pity the other losers like yourself. You're not the only one-- tons of people get rejected! Here's the Stanford Reject List. Is sarcasm and mockery not enough for you? Do you crave real carnal violence and ruthless destruction? Here's your chance--- Vandalize that school that didn't accept you! Perhaps you're not the violent type. Perhaps you feel that you could take out you anger in a more creative and artful way. What you need is the Stanford Sucks Poetry Board where you can have fun rearranging words, just like in the coffee shops. Site design by Brad Fitzpatrick and Garrett Palm, who want to remind you that they aren't bitter. Honest. THIS SITE IS A JOKE AND NOT AT ALL RELATED TO STANFORD UNIVERSITY