"The Tale of the Yellow Slurpee"
On one hot, summer day my friend and I went to get some slurpees. We were getting slurpees for 6 people, one of which we didn't like. They were at my house doing something. I came up with a great idea. My friend and I got 5 slurpees and 1 empty cup. Then I pissed in the cup, went to my friends house, put it in his freezer, chopped it up a little when it got frozen, and brought it to my house. We gave it to the guy we didn't like and should it was a new lemonade slurpee. He took a couple of sips and almost puked. Then he got all mad at us. There was a big fight (3 on 3. Two people sided with him). We kicked those 3 losers out afterwards. They were jerks anyway. We had a good laugh and went on with our lives.

The End

Michael Studebaker (Studebaker84@yahoo.com)