The Revenge of the Bad Slurpee
My friend Oaken and I went to 7-11 to get a Slurpee one day and so we got two clear cup ones (big of course) and on our way back to school from lunch we saw some geek who came up to the car to talk to our friend Jimmy. His name was John and he really sucked cause he walks all on his tippy toes and he hates Slurpees!

So we got to school and John parked right beside us in his big truck. Oaken was mouthing him off and he put his slurpee on top of Jimmy's car as he was getting out. As he got out, the slurpee tumbled and pink slurpee stuff went all over Oaken and his jeans. John was laughing pretty hard, so Oaken smirked, picked up the rest of the slurpee and toosed it into the back of John's truck. John was pissed off, and we never even cleaned up the mess. hehehe.

Mike Tuka (mikoss@geocities.com)