Purple Raz
It was said that once every thousand years a sign would come from the SLURPEE gods... This sign would appear before only one who was worthy of the title, "Prophet". The planets had to be perfectly aligned and the FED gods had to be in complaince for such a sign to appear... 'Whats is this sign?!?!!??!' you may be asking??? Well... I am the Prophet, so I will let you know...

The sign is the Purple Ras SLURPEE. It is truly a sign that the SLURPEE gods are happier than ever, but they wish the teachings to spread. And so I became the first convert to "SLURPEEFEDNAISM", which involves SLURPEEs and FED as a core part to lifestyle, with everything else reloving around them...

I fear that the task ahead of me may be too great to face. But I will not face it alone. I beseech you my brothers and sisters, the sign has arrived, for on this VERY DAY, I experianced that PURPLE RAS SLURPEE. It was just an average day of us picking up Brad's birthday present, so we swung by the 7-11. And lo and behold... My favorite BLUE RAS machine was still there, but it appeared that the color was a little off. In the place of the kewl BLUE RAS color was a strange PURPLE RAS color!

Yeppers chummers, this is the sign we've been waiting for. Spread the teachings so we can enlighten the world, and if the task ever seems too much, remember these wize words, "Shit Happens so screw it and go play FED." :D (Sound familiar to anyone??? Hmmmmm.... ;))

Well, I must now enter my 3 days of fasting and meditation to purify myself. (Actually, I'm gona go look for that Queen Zytt s'more...;D)

Mike Sheley (mrwiz@aol.com)