Plain Stupid
A rather large man was walking down the street to a nearby seven-eleven to get his 42 oz. Blue Raspberry Slurpee, when all of a sudden, a small nerdy man wearing a microsoft badge saying "hi, my name is Bill Gates" jumped out. He was only a few steps away from slurpee haven, so he decked Bill (seems right don't it?) and walked into seven-eleven. He was frightened at the sight he saw when he got inside and looked at the slurpee machine, all he saw was a sign saying *TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER* this poor man had unsuspectingly entered *dah dah dah* the Twilight Zone. All around him in the Seven-eleven were Microsoft CEO's, as well as people from IBM. Immediatly, he ran back outside only to hear the screams of people saying "somebody decked the president and went into that Seven-Eleven, LOOK, there he is!!!" This man had just figured out that his worst nightmare had come true, Bill Gates was president of the United States of America ::shivers at the thought of it:: Then, he began to run, only to be captured by the VLA (that's Venusian Liberation Army 4 ya non-fedders) ::shivers at the thought that some people don't play fed:: Where he was torchered by having to beta test Microsoft products until he escaped and established a Macintosh outlet, and Mac's took over, flooding the market, and poor old Bill was impeached...

The end!!!

Mark Ferrell (snert156@aol.com)