Crime infested Slurpee land
One time I went down to the local 7-11 (in DC) to get a slurpee. As I was walking out the door with my huge, ice cold, delicious slurpee, I stumbled upon a problem. There were 2 guys with a gun to someone's back, shouting for his money. As I stood there, sipping my wonderful fruity drink, I just thought of the trouble we must go through to get a shot of frozen bliss. Look at what america has come to.....

joe (joe@joe.com)