A Chip off the ol' Slurpee
Recently I got dragged off on a big skiing trip with my school, and I'm NOT a skiier, so I didn't have much to do. You prob'ly know that wherever there is skiing, it has cold-arse weather! But when I spotted a 7-Eleven near the lodge, I sort of forgot about that sillie little fact!!! So I went around to all the people I knew on the trip trying to get them to go with me and get a Slurpee.

I don't have a lot of actual friends at school, so I got a lot of snobby glares and "Are you HIGH?" comments, and even the people who WEREN'T obnoxious said no, cos it was too cold! I said "It's never too cold for SLURPEE!" but they just shook their heads. :(

Finally, I flopped down on a couch in the lodge when my friend Chip came up and asked me what the problem was. I told him how I had found a 7-Eleven and had been crusading for a Slurpee run without any luck. He said "Too cold for SLURPEE?! Are they HIGH?!" I laughed and then we went to get a Slurpee, so that's why I say he's "a Chip off the ol' Slurpee." Bwa ha ha!!

Sailor Serra (sailorserra@geocities.com)