3am,punk,and really big slurpees!
Ok,so here we go,oh yeah,wait,before you read this,read my damn icees suck story,ok,now that I've plugged my story,here we go! I was at my friend Jeremy's house one friday evening,or should I say early saturday morning,3 a.m. or so in any case. So like I was sayin',its late,too late,and we're listening to punk music a little too loud for 3 in the morning,I can still recall,it was The Suicide Machines! Well,its late and boring in our lame Sacramento community,so we decide to go up to the 7-11,and feed our addiction to Slurpees and 3rd rate low class nachos! And then it hit me,"isnt that nazi shaved hair old mean lady workin there bro?" I said to Jeremy,and he says "yeah actually I think so man" and I just though "great,this should be fun!" So we get up there and I tell Jeremy the plan,he is to go get the Super double big gulp cup wile these 2 late night partiers bought beer,and fill it with slurpee because I would be doing the same! So I go immediately,like lightning,filling up with my fave,mmmm...banana! And then I see the lady ringing the partier's beer up,in what seemed like hours Jeremy was filling up his big cup full o' slurpee,and then "HEY!!! YOU CANT DO THAT!!! LOOK AT THE SIGN!!!!" rings out from nowhere. I knew the mission had failed,we had only one other option,but Like an idiot,I had slipped our instant suicide pills into one of my famous Punches at a party only the night before! We had to take punishment like men! And then she spoke our punishment like a judge......"A dollar twenty eight,each of you!" And I thought "Thats it?!" as we paid,we each had an ear to ear grin on our face,I knew it had paid off in the end,and we made off like 2 punk rock delinquent bandits breaking curfew in a crappy suburban neighborhood! Like heroes! We then went home to watch cartoons,and had slurpee up until the middle afternoon,it was heaven! Mission:Accomplished!

-The Skamburgler!

Nick Fabian ™ (skamburgler@hotmail.com)