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DO put Slurpees in the freezer late at night (contrary to earlier reports), then in the morning you can carve your delicious balanced breakfast |
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DO hook up a Slurpee IV into your arm while you sleep so you still get Slurpee even when you're not awake |
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DON'T drink wanna-be Slurpees like Slushpuppies, Mr. Freeze, etc... they're all crap |
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DON'T lie about slurpee experiences |
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DO Be sure and get your PMS (pre meet SLURPEE) before all track meets. |
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DON'T drink a slurpee if you're being hunted. The telltale "slurp" of a slurpee-juice depleated cup will surely give you away. |
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DO be sure and get a napkin to turn the lil' Slurpee handle, otherwise you may end up getting a sticky hand from the Slurpee juices (at least, let's hope they're Slurpee juices!!) that have been smeared on the handle from people unskilled in proper Slurp techniques |
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DON'T be the hoser who gets the Slurpee dispenser handles all sticky. No one likes sticky Slurpee handles. |
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DO Be sure to post all stories and do's and don'ts. The stories help keep people occupied between SLURPEE runs. |
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DON'T Move to Japan. Although Slurpees do exist here, they exist only in a small, flavour deficient, bastardized form. Only one 7-11 in 10 has them, and the machine is strange and unfamiliar. |
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DO Get your girlfriend a big Slurpee if she wants it. I don't believe in the "don't buy your girlfriend a big Slurpee" idea. I'm a girl and I've bought Slurpees for BOYS who can't drink the whole thing. |
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DO Mix flavours! There is plenty of room for multiple flavours, and the beauty of the slurpee is the subtle gradient blending between two flavours, giving you an end result of a different flavour with every slurp. Always end with a topping of Coke, or Pepsi or Dr. Pepper if no Coke is available. It just looks cooler that way. |
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DON'T put chocolate syrup in your Slurpee. Chocolate is good and Slurpees are good, but not together. Sort of like Pizza and Ice Cream. |
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DON'T put a slurpee between your legs and plan on having sex the same day |
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DON'T drink the Slurpee right out of the machine (unless no one is looking and you are just "tasting") |
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DO remember to accompany your Slurpee with an appropriate snack. I recommend "Nutty Bars." They're nutty. |
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DON'T don't mix any alcoholic beverages with your ever so good delicious tasting Slurpee |
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DO mix Vodka and Slurpee together. (if you're of legal drinking age, of course) It become what we know as a "Nailgun" up here in Canada! |
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DON'T ever take the spoon straw for granted. It is a good tool and a good friend when you are the first to get a Slurpee from the machine after a few hours of perculation, when the gourmet Slurpee runs like a beautiful river into you 32oz.+ cup |
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DO take advantage of the "Sprite" flavor, as it only comes out practically once a year (usually in the summer) and is only used when all the other flavors are gone |
