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DO fill the Slurpee up as much as you can so the bubble is completely full and you have to lick a little off of the top |
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DON'T hold the lever even after the bubble is full. Some kind of weird air-pressure thing occurs and you end up with the Slurpee all over you because it explodes out the top of the bubble |
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DO be a man and always get the 99 cent Slurpee |
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DON'T wuss out and not drink it all |
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DO go for "Slurpee Runs" whenever possible |
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DON'T be stupid and hold it between your legs while you are driving home because it freezes Big Jim and the Twins |
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DO drink your Slurpee as fast as possible in order to get the rush that comes with every brain freeze |
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DON'T ignore your pain for too long, otherwise you will kill these little things called brain cells |
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DO try to get the same parking spot every time, using force if necessary |
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DON'T do the last Do if your parking space is occupied by the following: Homey-G's, NRA Members, Drunk Guys |
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DO go for Slurpees at odd times of the night |
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DON'T fall asleep at the wheel on the way over there |
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DO make sure you get someone else to try out the blue raz before you, it usually comes out all mucky before you reach the good stuff |
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DON'T dump out the entire cup in the thing underneath the SLURPEE machine unless you think you can handle being as cool as Mike |
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DO go to the places without the electronic machines so can "test" extra Slurpee for proper carbonation and sugar levels |
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DON'T spend more than 15 minutes testing otherwise the clerk starts to bug you |
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DO save all your pennies. After all, if they're 99 cents each, like in Oregon, then your hundreth one is free! |
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DON'T save all the Slurpee cups, even insects like slurpees! |
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DO buy your girlfriend a Slurpee |
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DON'T buy her the big one, she ain't gonna drink it all |
